Why Everyone is Upset Over 'Peter Pan' Remake

An in-depth breakdown of the outrage surrounding Disney

Since the release of the trailer for the new ‘Peter Pan & Wendy’ movie, many fans are upset, even outraged, over the race swapping of the staple characters; and even adding some female characters to so called ‘Lost Boys.’ The main issue at hand is not the race swapping of any of the beloved characters to an Indian or Asian character but turning Tinkerbelle into a black woman. If it were any other movie besides ‘Peter Pan,’ this wouldn’t be a problem. However, everyone knows that ‘Peter Pan’ is a movie about a pedophile who is stealing children from families then whisking them away to a place where they will never age; that way he can have sex with their young form in perpetuity.

You may be asking: What does this have to do with there being black characters? Well let me tell you; the black community has the lowest rate of pedophilia the any other demographic, by a wide margin (check the numbers). It makes a lot of sense to swap Peter to an Indian boy, because in India pedophilia is any child under twelve; the rest is fair game! As you can see, blacks don’t even make the chart.

But even the black community is outraged over this race swap, because a black person would never be caught dead hanging out with a pedophile, let alone be his fairy (or ‘bottom bitch.’). Black people, and the general public, were happy with a black woman playing Ariel in ‘The Little Mermaid’ because it helped dispel the stereotype that black people can’t swim or marry up to a rich white man and actually be satisfied in the relationship.

At this point you may be saying, ‘Peter Pan is child, how could he possibly be a pedophile?’

Peter Pan has been living in Neverland for hundreds, if not thousands of years; making him an extremely old man, and possibly the oldest pedophile to ever live. If Hasbulla Magomedov, who is twenty years old and looks like he is three, had sex with a three year old, by the letter of the law that is pedophilia. It’s not the police or that child’s fault that he spends all his time with Peter Pan in Neverland. If anything, it’s more evidence of his alleged wrongdoing.  We know that Neverland may slow your biological aging, but Peter Pan’s wisdom and quick wit compared to the rest of the children is on par with an 800 year old man. Wisdom comes from experience, and Peter Pan as had a lot of experience; especially with kids.

Now that I have convinced you the movie ‘Peter Pan’ is entirely about pedophilia, (likely a metaphor for a man with a van inviting your children onto his ‘magic bus,’ to have candy); you might be wondering if the pirates in the movie were also pedophiles, trying to get their own fresh batch of kids.

The answer is maybe, but there could be two other possibilities: They were previous victims who left Neverland, grew up, and banded together to form a mercenary crew, hell bent on getting revenge on their abuser! (Statistically speaking, at least a couple of them are also pedophiles.) Or it could have been hired bounty hunters trying to hunt down the notorious serial pedophile duo, known as Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle. We don’t know the exact answer one way or the other, but we know Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle deserve whatever punishment they get for what they did to these young children.

If you’re still not convinced, and think a black Tinkerbelle is still a net positive for the black community that doesn’t make them out to be as molestie at Indians, Whites, and Asians (particularly Filipinos), think of this: Peter Pan is a documentary about Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. Tinkerbelle sprinkles magic dust on them and then flies them to a private island where they get to enjoy the company of Peter Pan’s powerful friends. Peter Pan was the original ‘Filthy Rich’ documentary, we just didn’t listen. But we do know a black woman would never facilitate in the trafficking and banging of a child for her pimp, she would leave and find a new pimp that wasn’t a creepy pederast trying to commit felony sex crimes.

Overall, I would give the remake of ‘Peter Pan’ remake a three-star rating, down from my four-star rating of the original. I felt as if it was an attack on the black community with a false framing of the way they live. Black people are magic in their own way; they shoot guns in unique ways and sometimes speak in a dialect beyond my recognition, they teach us new ways to say things and music, they are often live in violent and terrible communities but still have like six cars that are each worth more than my home. But I can tell you what black people aren’t (at least most of the time) and that is a pedophile or pedophile assistant/pimp.